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Ultimate S.P.L.A.S.H. Quotes
I'm sitting around a bunch of sickos who are talking about ejecting their d**ks and sticking something into slots and holes. People are coming up to me with their defective d**ks, and now this boy is printing a paper about condoms. And Brain just said that Marcus went to put his stick in a hole. But he didn't use it cuz he's the Flaccid Fantastic. I don't know what's wrong with you people. Bunch of sickos is what you are...sickos.
Metro Man: "I get chills alot in the morning, like when I'm peeing, and then I just go...(makes the swooshing sound of urine going everywhere)
Head Supreme: "What *can* you put in your mouth?"
Captain Oblivious: "Lots of stuff"
Flaccid Fantastic: "And I always thought I was less fertile when I was tired..."
Flaccid Fantastic: Orlando Bloom is the most hated character [in Troy]
Captain Oblivious: But he was great at Legolas.
Flaccid Fantastic: He was sexy hardcore as Legolas ...
Flaccid Fantastic: I'm making a list of all the foreign restaurants I want to visit
Madam Atomica: What?! Porn restaurants?!
Ubiquitous Cracker: (after reading this quote) Somebody needs some booty.
Head Supreme: I'm making tacos if you want some. I have enough cheese so don't worry. I have cheese coming out of my ass...That was nasty
Tall Black Man: Yes that was nasty. You have a cheesy ass?